| John: | My balls are for non-touchable purposes. |
| Me: | You don't want anyone to touch them ever? |
| John: | Nope. |
| Me: | We should take your balls and my vagina and put them in a bank vault somewhere so that no one can touch them. |
| John: | No, but then they might touch each other! |
| Me: | You're right, you're right. Okay, what if we put them in two separate bank vaults with like, a huge wall of iron and steel between them? |
| John: | But then they're both still touching the wall. |
| Me: | But right now, your balls are touching your underwear, which is touching your pants, which is touching the couch, which is touching my tights, which is touching my underwear, which is touching my vagina, so technically-- |
| John: | That's assuming I'm wearing my balls right now. |
| Me: | ... |
| John: | Silly Gregor. |
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